A letter from the Prime Shepherd

Prime Shepherd

Dearly beloved sheeple

I, and all other bellwethers (apparently), have received the following dictated letter from The Highest Authority in the land (dictated from his bedside) to be amended according to region. This order applies to all flocks in the land. Basically you, the sheeple, must obey the instructions or the dogs will be set loose. [Note to editors: F n' M means foot and mouth virus]

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