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Dearly beloved Sheeple.
As the ‘official‘ appointed bellwether, I am here to warn you that I have detected the formation of a dissident breakaway group within the Flock that needs to be ‘purged’ before AD (Abattoir Day). Calling themselves the Ewe Research Group (ERG) and led by a well known ‘coloured’ member of the arch-conservative Reesmog Flock who have infiltrated our members.
This is not tolerable! Anti sheepism, in any form, must be expunged from the flock.
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This is potentially worse than the FM (foul mouth) epidemic that decimated the sheeple economy in 2008. Disaster looms!
I have here a copy of their secret manifesto smuggled to me by a brave ewe called Daisy.
Main aims of the ERG
- Leave the main flock at once without a Deal.
- Negotiate deals with abbatoirs outside the European Union.
- Offshore Investments for wool and meat futures.
- Ban all immigration of foreign flocks.
- Hereditary Monarchy for a member of the Reesmog flock.
- Presidential Pardon for one Fox (only) for services rendered.
- Social Baaa-ing to be banned.
- Worship of the Sheep Papacy.
- Takeover of the OHS (Ovine Health Service) by American predatory wolf asset strippers.
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Sheeple! We must take action! We must graze bare the lawns of College Green outside Westminster Parliament before the Ides of March 29th!
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