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Edwin Phillips

Edwin is a satirist who writes stories for The Eye.
Edwin Phillips

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‘Get your deals with me!’

Edwin Phillips hears a pitch from a jailed South Wales ‘Estate Agent’ exposed exclusively by The Eye, after his legs were broken when an illegal drugs deal soured, he  fleeced ‘customers’ of thousands of pounds and is now back in the property game. 

Roll up, roll up!

This is YOUR chance to grab exciting terms on offer.

And I don’t mean by that the years I spent serving prison terms – which weren’t exciting at all!

Things go wrong…

You WON’T need to endure having your legs broken when a drugs deal goes wrong to earn this money like I did.

You won’t either have to change your name from Howard Williams to James Daniels or move to Spain like I had to.

As I have told you before on my property website, this is your chance to earn “lots of money”.

Williams/Daniels ‘sold’ or ‘rented out’ luxury villas but disappeared with the deposits

It is a bona fide offer and should not be confused with anything I have sold to previous complaining clients, including the person who said on a property website:  “He (me) makes you pay circa £10k deposit and then disappears into the sunset”.

Or the fact that that troublemaking website The Eye reported how at one property event in the South of England their journalists were told an investor had lost £30,000 to me.

As I have said during an interview on Youtube, I had a “massive” estate agency business, but went from earning £20,000 a week to having just £56 in his pocket and living on the streets, yet I turned that £56 into £1,000 in just 24 hours!

Ignore those whingers who have questioned how much of this is true.

A request for help was made to remove ‘negative reviews’

They clearly have no grip on reality like what I do.

After securing this mind-blowing offer (I know all about the mind as a sufferer of a bi-polar disorder) you will have no need to ask a specialist company how to “get rid”‘ of the “negative” stories concerning me on the internet like I had to when I said to them: When I google James daniels spain or James Daniels property or James Daniels murcia a load of website links appear for the-eye.wales which are negative reviews and not true (The Eye say apparently nothing is untrue). How do I get rid of these an(d) how much does it cost? Also how long does it take?”.

Williams/Daniels’ Facebook page – The Eye’s Editor and family have suffered a torrent of abuse on social media

After you take this offer from me (once you have handed over several thousand pounds) you will not be required to send nasty messages to critics as I had to when I posted correct, some might say abusive, comments on social media to the Editor of The Eye Phil Parry as well as his friends, wife and children,

They are obviously persecuting a man with mental health problems who merely wants to relieve people of the burden of having lots of money, so I wrote to Parry:  “You write total lies about people (I have now been told The Eye only report facts)bully to the point of harassment and suicide, and will not answer a direct email? This is not journalism this is a mixture of Phil Parry (The ex journalist) and (others) you are pure scum!!!!! Let it be publicly known that The Eye does NOT care about people it just lies to make fictitious stories up. BULLYING, LIES, MENTAL HEALTH ABUSE TO NAME BUT A FEW!!!!!”.

The face of a bully?

In another completely reasonable declaration to him, I said: I am have contacted you (unfortuately I get my words mixed up) numerous times before asking why you consistently, stalk, bully and harass me? … You so far have asked the following for comments:

Thief
Abuser (The Eye have actually never said I am an abuser). 
Liar
Sex Offender (The Eye have never said I am a sex offender).
Drug user (The Eye have never said I am a drug-user, just that I have dealt in illegal drugs.  It’s good to make up stuff!).

My wife Lisa has also made our feelings plain by bombarding The Eye and Parry with messages on Facebook, like this response to a picture of him:  The face of a real life bully… don’t you look so proud too awww”.

A former drug dealer and conman exposed by The Eye talks about his property ‘expertise’ on Youtube

In taking up this offer you won’t either be forced to hear incorrect statements from former friends and business partners like I did from Sam McManus (also known as ‘Georgeson’), when he claimed he was also tricked by me and that I was a ‘sick man’ when he told The Eye that I had:  “… fooled many people and I can only be grateful that there are good investigative journalists like you guys who expose greedy people like himIt is embarrassing to admit that I am yet another victim of his greed”.

You will realise how important family is to you – except my father who described me to The Eye as a “complete crook” and told them how he believes I had stolen about £250,000 from him in cash and stock.

This is an unmissable offer which will make you secure far from a life of crime which unfortunately I have had to endure when I, for example, teamed up with another ex-criminal from South Wales, who had been put behind bars for drug offences, to start a business called ‘Crisis Housing Charity’ and asked for donations from the public in a venture designed to help ex-convicts like me find homes.

I gave an address in Cardiff for my charity but unfortunately it does not now exist.

I exist though, so give me your money and you won’t need to go to prison.

Like I did.

 

Our Editor Phil Parry’s memories of his extraordinary 35-year award-winning career in journalism as he was gripped by the incurable disabling condition Hereditary Spastic Paraplegia (HSP), have been released in a major new book ‘A GOOD STORY’. Order the book now! The picture doubles as a cut-and-paste poster! 

Tomorrow – how a ‘no-deal’ Brexit could affect Wales. 

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