Fishing gaffe part two

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‘The mistakes from the person in this story are coming thick and fast…’

During 23 years with the BBC, and 40 years in journalism (when he was trained to use simple language, avoiding jargon), for our Editor Welshman Phil Parry blunders (or ‘gaffes’), have always featured prominently as politicians fish for votes, and this is now put centre stage by the most powerful man on earth confusing ‘Gaza’ with ‘Ukraine’, even as his likely Republican opponent in the US Presidential elections is condemned for also making stupid slips of the tongue.  

Earlier Phil has described how he was helped to break into the South Wales Echo office car when he was a cub reporter, recalled his early career as a journalist, the importance of experience in the job, and making clear that the‘calls’ to emergency services as well as court cases are central to any media operation.

He has also explored how poorly paid most journalismis when trainee reporters had to live in squalid flats, the vital role of expenses, and about one of his most important stories on the now-scrapped 53 year-old BBC Wales TV Current Affairs series, Week In Week Out (WIWO), which won an award even after it was axed, long after his career really took off

Phil has explained too how crucial it is actually to speak to people, the virtue of speed as well as accuracy, why knowledge of history and teaching the subject is vital, how certain material was removed from TV Current Affairs programmes when secret cameras had to be used, and some of those he has interviewed.

‘COME OUT AND TELL ME WHY YOU’RE MAKING ALL THESE MISTAKES!’

He has disclosed as well why investigative journalism is needed now more than ever although others have different opinions, how the coronavirus (Covid-19) lockdown played havoc with media schedules, and the importance of the hugely lower average age of some political leaders compared with when he started reporting. 

 

Anyone left of centre must despair…

The 81 year old US Democrat President Joe Biden twice confused Gaza with Ukraine as he announced that his country would provide desperately needed aid in the form of airdrops.

‘Airdrops for Ukraine, I mean Gaza…’

Mr Biden mistakenly referred to the airdrops helping Ukraine – leaving White House officials to clarify that he was in fact talking about GAZA!

This is far from being the first time that he has muddled things up either, and his age has become a major electoral issue.

‘It’s SO confusing – Macron and Mitterrand start with the same letter!’

Mr Biden managed recently to get dead French President Francois Mitterrand mixed up with the present one Emmanuel Macron (both their last names begin with ‘M’, so I suppose allowances can be made!), and he even got the country they lead (or led) confused with another one!

When he met the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, he got it jumbled up with the Congressional BLACK Caucus. At a speech in Washington Mr Biden praised the work of a nun called Sister Norma Pimentel, saying: “The Congressional Black Caucus embodies all (her) values”. The day before he had bumped into the Brazilian flag during a media conference at the UN, and forgot to shake the hand of Brazil’s President Lula da Silva as he left the stage.

Joe Biden likes to quote John Wayne, but it was Tyrone Power

Earlier a Press Conference of his in Hanoi had come to a strange and abrupt end when Mr Biden’s media adviser announced there would be no questions, and jazz music interrupted his speech. He had said: “There’s a lot of lying dog-faced pony soldiers out there about global warming”. Mr Biden declared that it came from a line in a John Wayne film, however movie-buffs have been unable to find this in any John Wayne picture; there IS a 1952 Western called Pony Soldier, but it stars Tyrone Power not Mr Wayne, and mention is made there of a ‘Pony Soldier’, however the phrase is that it has the “….tongue of a snake”. Perhaps he meant this?!

‘I’m going to bed…’

Mr Biden also told reporters in the same Press Conference: “I tell you what, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to go to bed”. I suppose this is, perhaps, more understandable given the likely jet lag, but even so his media adviser was probably right to announce suddenly that there would be no questions, because you don’t know what Mr Biden might say next!

His mistakes in the past have been legendary. While at a pub in the Irish town of Dundalk, Mr Biden confused the All Blacks, (New Zealand’s rugby team), and the notorious Black and Tans – a British paramilitary unit that fought in a terrible way against the IRA a century ago. The error was labelled “cringeworthy” or merely “unfortunate”, depending on who was doing the labelling, and it got even more attention after the White House edited it out of the official transcript. He stumbled twice in two weeks on the stairs of Air Force One, and a slew of news stories followed.

‘Are you the Black and Tans, or the All Blacks?!’

But it isn’t simply his age which makes his advisers nervous of what he might say (although Mr Biden’s blunders seem to be coming thick and fast recently), because he made similar slip-ups when he was younger.

In February 2009 speaking to members of the House Democratic caucus who were gathered in Williamsburg, Virginia, for their annual retreat, he proclaimed: “If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 per cent chance we’re going to get it wrong”. He had, of course, to appear relentlessly upbeat and 100 per cent positive about his party’s policies.

‘Stand up Chuck Graham’

His recent slips of the tongue have always been seized on by the media (as well as Donald Trump, aged 77), however in September 2008 Mr Biden had declared: “I’m told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let ’em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal!”. He then realised that Mr Graham was confined to a wheelchair.

Joe Biden is such a good friend of Hillary Clinton’s, and she could do the job better than him!

In the same month, he suggested someone else could do the job better than him, saying: “Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice-President of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be President of the United States of America. She’s easily qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she’s first rate”. Yet Mr Biden giving the impression that somebody else could do the job better than he could, is not ‘first rate’.

Robert Hur described Joe Biden, as an “elderly man with a poor memory”

Mr Biden is very much in the news now, and his memory lapses are delighting Republicans.

No charges are to be filed against him after an inquiry into his mishandling of classified files, but the official report into it all from Robert Hur, the special counsel at the Department of Justice (DoJ), was devastating nonetheless. He described Mr Biden, as an “elderly man with a poor memory” who had “diminished faculties in advancing age”.

‘Biden keeps making stupid slips of the tongue’

But Mr Trump would be unwise to make political capital out of this (as he has done in the past), because he too has made stupid slips of the tongue himself.

He told supporters at a rally:  “A very big hello to a place where we’ve done very well: Sioux Falls. Thank you very much, Sioux Falls”.

But Mr Trump was actually in Sioux City, Iowa (not Sioux Falls, South Dakota) and while the slip caught the attention of those in the crowd, who shouted out the right location, he didn’t correct himself until a state lawmaker whispered in his ear.

Sioux city NOT Sioux falls

Bizarrely even at this rally he mocked Mr Biden for his mistakes. Mr Trump said that his likely rival in the Presidential elections, wasn’t even able to read a teleprompter, and did a weak imitation of the Democrat trying to make out the words on the screen. “He can’t do anything”, he said to cheers. But soon after, Mr Trump appeared to struggle to read his OWN teleprompter.

‘Hello Mr Erdogan, er, I mean Orbân!’

He also mispronounced “Canada” while talking about how he had ended the North American Free Trade Agreement, and replaced it with another deal with Canada and Mexico. When speaking earlier, also in Las Vegas, Mr Trump struggled to read a “beautiful” prepared speech, saying he didn’t have enough lights to see and was “going to have to wing it”.

Mr Trump has also made mistakes about country leaders (like Mr Biden). At a rally in New Hampshire last year, he incorrectly said Viktor Orbán is the “leader of Turkey”, when Mr Orbán is actually the Prime Minister of Hungary (the leader of Turkey is Recep Tayyip Erdogan). He claimed, as well, that both Ukraine and Russia bordered Hungary, when in fact only one of them does!

Ron DeSantis set up a mistakes tracker

Mr Trump’s Republican challengers (and former ones) have jumped in.

The Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who at one time was the number two potential candidate for the party according to polls, posted a “Trump Accident Tracker” on X (formerly Twitter).

Mr Trump’s attacks on Mr Biden even featured in Private Eye, with a satirical article last week proclaiming: “Following his inability to remember his own wife’s name, Donald Trump raised concerns about early onset dementia when he failed to call into question Joe Biden’s mental health”.

It is bad enough to make these kind of snafus, let alone laughing at your opponent for doing the same thing. You can be sure his supporters will seize on Mr Biden’s latest car crash.

Even if they support help for Gaza… 

 

Joe Biden seems to be unaware of what he’s doing…

The memories of Phil’s astonishing decades-long award-winning career in journalism (during which the mistakes of senior politicians were always reported) as he was gripped by the rare disabling condition Hereditary Spastic Paraplegia (HSP), have been released in a major book ‘A GOOD STORY’. Order it now!

Regrettably publication of another book, however, was refused, because it was to have included names.

‘BUY MY BOOK!’

Tomorrow – how the police being urged to pull their socks up by the Home Secretary, shines the spotlight on South Wales Police (SWP) which has been responsible for a string of high-profile miscarriage of justice cases – amid mounting concern that it is one of FOUR forces in a country of only 3.1 million people.